Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The air taste purple.
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