I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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