Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Someone signed my nipple.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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