Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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