when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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