I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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