So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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