Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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