Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i think i scared a bird with my dick
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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