what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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