At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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