What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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