You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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