She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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