I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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