The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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