I think I am morally bankrupt
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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