YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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