if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Randomize
