Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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