i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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