I smell stomach acid.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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