i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
