She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
