I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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