I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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