The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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