Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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