im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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