Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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