Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
don't judge my taste in strippers
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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