I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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