I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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