dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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