I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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