belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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