Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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