After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you would pick up someone in the library
Fuck appropriateness.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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