I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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