why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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