As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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