Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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