That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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