I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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