yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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