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  (703): View more from Virginia

  She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.

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  Ew, and?!

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.

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  (703): She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal. (540): Ew, and?! (703): Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards. http://tfl.nu/xpq2
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  (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation

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  (504): I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation http://tfl.nu/lbqv
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  (828): View more from North Carolina

  my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.

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  (828): my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is. http://tfl.nu/zedm
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  (810): View more from Michigan

  I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.

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  (810): I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years. http://tfl.nu/10l8
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  (716): View more from New York

  It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.

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  (716): It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead. http://tfl.nu/ixsn
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  (778): View more from British Columbia

  we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"

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  (778): we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go" http://tfl.nu/uvr2
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  (916): View more from California

  No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.

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  (916): No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace. http://tfl.nu/5hw2
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  This ER has an aquarium in it!!!

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  (609): This ER has an aquarium in it!!! http://tfl.nu/uric
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.

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  (814): He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me. http://tfl.nu/md2z
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later

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  (215): shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later http://tfl.nu/zlh0
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  (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.

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  (256): I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong. http://tfl.nu/l8wk
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  (613): View more from Ontario

  I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.

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  (613): I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun. http://tfl.nu/gqms
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  (859): View more from Kentucky

  Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that

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  (859): Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that http://tfl.nu/ctlq
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  (716): View more from New York

  We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?

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  (716): We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on? http://tfl.nu/e27x
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.

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  (630): Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes. http://tfl.nu/ckfv
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