Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(954): View more from Florida

everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone

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(269): View more from Michigan

I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.

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(213): View more from California

just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it

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(216): View more from Ohio

Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me

(1-724): View more from Pennsylvania

He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.

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(315): View more from New York

HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything

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(813): View more from Florida

I call bullshit

(315): View more from New York

Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock

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