We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The best revenge is premature balding
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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