she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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