I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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