Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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