i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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