We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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