i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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