Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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