If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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