Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
