i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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