ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he was CRYING into my vagina
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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