I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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